About: James Campbell
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Profile: I am a writer, comedian and one quarter of the team behind the podcast The Football Ramble. I'm a lifelong Arsenal fan and I'm beginning to feel like we're suffering for being treated to such good football during the unbeaten season. It's got to a point where we look so disjointed and clueless that I involuntarily shout "come on England!" at them out of habit. I would strongly recommend that everybody on the planet reads Diego Maradona's autobiography, El Diego, largely for the language. It's full of phrases he's made up himself like; "he let the tortoise get away from him" for when somebody has missed an opportunity, or "he should give the dog his face back" for when a person is being hypocritical. Also, people he don't like are "thermos heads" and God is inexplicably referred to throughout as "The Beard". A brilliant, ridiculous man.